Messages.

Ode to a 2 school hour delay.

I was out before 6 am
the roads were wet but not icy.
I do believe in safety,
but what are you guys smoking.

For the concerned parent.

It is not freezing, it is nearly 50 degrees. Just because you are ready to leave her doesn't mean the school is ready for you child to arrive. Two hours late is just that, and yes the doors are locked until they are ready for the kids. That is specifically because of people like you trying to drop them off early.

By the way, move your damn truck so the people using the car pool loop properly don't have to drive around it.

Also by the way, you are standing at the wrong door.

Dear fool who nearly smashed my car,

Your turn signal is simply a means to convey your intentions. It does not magically cause the traffic to clear so that you can change lanes when ever it pleases you. Plan ahead, I'm not going to stop dead just so that you can cut across two lanes to get to the exit.