Today I am:

• Totally bored at work.
  
• Trying desperately to figure out why the boy and I haven't been to the dentist in over 6 months when I'm sure I made appointments when we were last there.
  
• Regretting terribly my choice of lunch. (Why oh why didn't I just eat the soup I brought?)
  
• Mostly ready for the evening PTA meeting.
  
• Really irritated because while my phone number comes back from the phone company's automated system as not eligible for DSL my next door neighbor's number comes back as DSL ready!?!
  
• Not particularly interesting (but I guess you noticed that).