And then it gets really weird.

We had a staff meeting this morning. Let's see if I can hit the highlights.

They are theoretically starting our office renovations in a week. The boss doesn't believe he'll still be working here by the time they finish it. He also believes that when he goes we will go as well (Huh?) He did, however, apologize for his crappy mood lately and waxed rhapsodic about attitude, life decisions he has to make, and coming to work on time.