Boredom.

Ok, I am bored as snert at work. I am going to have to get creative soon or I will either get myself fired for excessive internet use or gain several sizes from eating out of boredom. I finished what I needed to do today at about 9:00am after arriving at 8:30. The joke is that only 2 weeks ago they were telling me to pass some of my trivial tasks to Goldilocks because I was too busy. AAAAAAH.

Before too long I expect to be staging little plays with the critters on my desk. "Beanie Dog get that Plague Rat out of your mouth. Zap him Pikachu. Gumby quit getting fresh with Pokey. I saw that Pluto."