Mind Boggling.

Today the ancient and venerable bank has taken possession of part of their name. See it's not a completely uncommon bank name and someone else owned it. The other guys got bought out, so slowly we've been buying back each possible instance of our name. Today our mutual funds were officially renamed. To celebrate they brought us a flyer and a gift. Now I'm told it's a clip to hang papers next to the computer monitor for ease of data entry. But I swear it looked like a fancy roach clip to me. It wasn't just me either one of our consultants came out with a suitably twisted piece of paper and mentioned how convenient it was to attach your joint the monitor for hands free toking.