If elected...

So when did local politicians decide that the most effective method of campaigning is standing by a road during the morning commute holding a sign and waving? What happened to attending community functions, having a platform or even going door to door?

What do I know about these people other than they smile and wave in an exaggerated goofy way. They are primarily white men in ties. Did have one in a t-shirt, though. Should my vote go to the guy out in the hottest weather?

I don't remember any of their names. The only one that I'll give points to is the black woman who stands near the turn for munchkin's daycamp. She always wears purple and a big straw hat with a purple ribbon on it. I have no idea who she is, but she's got style.

TTFN.