Any pasttime is dirty if you have the right mindset.

As I walked in this morning the guys were discussing their golf game. One of my co-workers got new clubs and they were talking about how to straighten his drives. "My balls are always flying off to the left", he said. Yeah, we riffed on flying balls for about five minutes after that. The true winner was the guy who reminded everyone to be very careful to avoid green balls. Every day should start with a laugh like that.