Tele-Saviour.

Tonight my phone machine offered me something I've never been offered before ... Salvation. The message was from a polite if slightly disorganized individual who informed me that many people believe the end of the world is at hand. But in case I didn't know it there were answers in the bible of how I could avoid the end. She thoughtfully provided me with the book and verses necessary. Geeze I don't even buy magazines from phone solicitors I don't think I'm getting my salvation there either.