The Weekend in Review

Friday: work, groceries, dinner, colapse. Determine having no voice precludes book reading. Pass bedtime duties to spousal. Beat the munchkin to bed.

Saturday: wake, chores, dine, go to work, sit around waiting for backups to complete, upgrade system. Run small errands, return home, dine, decide to hang bathroom border. Curse, move ladders, wet border, curse, hang, straighten, curse, rehang, determine there is no way to keep the border up and move the ladder simultaneously. Curse more, yell for spousals help, yell at spousal, curse some more. Rip border, curse lots. Throw out ripped bits, start with new roll. Run out of border, fish tossed bits from trash bag, finish border. Apologize to child for yelling, apologize to spousal for yelling, cursing and abusing inanimate objects. Finish bathroom decorating, dine, play 2 rounds of duel monsters, put munchie to bed, sleep.

Sunday: Wake, cook, do chores, play 2 rounds of duel monsters, do more chores, enjoy visit from the best babe. Veg in chair while best babe actually starts a project. Cook dinner, enjoy dinner with the best babe and her big brit. Put munchkin to bed, sleep.