Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum.

It started simply. The munchkin peeking one eye out of his shirt as he pulled it on the other morning. "One-eyed Jack", I said. [Insert best pirate voice here] "Argh, One-eyed Jack would be a good pirate name." He reponded in kind "Argh matie, it's a good day for pirates." And so it's been since then we've yo-ed and ho-ed each morning away. "This is fun, mommy" he says. And it is, but I've still got the best pirate voice and I'm definitely the captain, not daddy.