Afternoon Delight

If you are in a hotel and there are other buildings nearby, please remember that we can see into your room if the curtains are open. Just because the glass is "smoked" on our building, we can still see out. Don't think for a minute that we are too busy to look, we aren't. Don't think we won't look, we can't help ourselves. And if you think we can't possibly see anything at that distance, you should know that the boys have binoculars and they use them. Oh, and closing the curtains in mock horror after you've "done the deed" is just silly and makes us laugh.

Yes we are sick at my office, but we embrace our sickness.

And just why is it that men in hotels have no stamina when you're watching from across the street, but go on forever when you're in the room next door trying to sleep.