Happy Mothers Day

The text reads (interpreted):

My Mother

As cute as chocolate chip cookie. As sweet as a chocolate chip cake. As loveable as a sweet dolphin. As sweet as a flower. As fun as an airplane. As hard working as an ant.

Inside is a preprinted, scary poem about little eyes always watching you. And the following from the boy:

Dear Mom,

Roses are red violets are blue, Bestist, best, best, best, best, best, best, best, best, best Mom in the whole universe so I love you.

Damn, reminds me why I had the little critter.